Friday Funny 622: That's Just Wrong

Here are 2 things that are just wrong. First, a list of Little Golden Books that NEVER got published:

I would love to read #20 to Henry. And if he reads #27, Christmas is RUINED.

And here are the best CPR instructions I've ever seen:

"Damn it!... I'm not letting your nipples go soft on MY watch! Breathe, damn you!"

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