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Friday, September 27, 2013
Friday Funny 590: "1980s Problems"
Here are 12 "First World Problems" from the 1980s from HappyPlace:
I've experienced all of those except for the LA Lights and the TrapperKeeper ones... I was never cool enough for either of those. (I'm still not.)
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1. bought pack of garbage pail kids, and already have them all.
ReplyDelete2. 2 out of the 8 zippers on my parachute pants are stuck.
3. You have died of dysentery.
4. Hit one to many B's and had to start the cheat code for Contra all over again.
Ok, you got us going at work today Steve...
ReplyDeleteasked for WWF action figures... got WCW
signed up for karate class, they didn't teach me the crane kick
talked my mom into buying me the def leopard tape at the store.... Dad took it away when we got home
mom threw away my best prono mag
Ripped holes in my jeans to be cool... Mom ironed patches over the holes
went to France, didn't visit the place where the nekked ladies dance
Wanted a shirt with either Spuds Mackenzie on it, or Joe Camel... Mom said no
my boombox ate my tape!
only one tape deck in my boombox... can't high-speed dub
Commercial came on, had to get up to change the channel.
TV knob broke, had to use pliers
The cable guy isn't coming till next week to fix the snow on the tv
pinched my finger on the rotary phone dial
Showed up for my date and the peg came out of my pants leg
The penny fell out of my loafer
Read 5 books over the summer, didn't qualify for my free pizza
Got all D's on my report card, didn't get any free tokens at Chuck-E-Cheese
Wanted a transformer for my birthday, mom bought me a go-bot
Took a picture and hurt my hand shaking it
ReplyDelete-Was doing a Pepsi commercial and my hair caught on fire!
ReplyDeleteMy watch broke only have 2 swatches on my arm now.
Super funny - thanks for sharing. Saw a pic on FB the other day of a pencil and a cassette tape and was told to "Like" if I knew why they went together. Haven't all of us who "get" this page of jokes had to fix a cassette that way? LOL
ReplyDeleteHa! THESE ARE GREAT EVERYONE!! I might have to do a follow-up next Friday with these comments! Love it!
ReplyDeleteWas brainwashed to just say no to drugs... Never really got a chance to think about it first
ReplyDeleteWas told only I can prevent forest fires... Gave myself an ulcer from all the pressure
I hate the Russians... Not really sure why
I'm not sure if I'll ever get to go to Spacecamp