Friday, July 26, 2013

Friday Funny 555: A Dozen Things More Exciting Than the Royal Baby

Buzzfeed has my number on this one. They posted an article of "things way more exciting than the royal baby." Here are my favorite 12:

#1: Squirrels f*cking up cars.



#2: Debating whether or not Captain Crunch is a real captain.



#3: This family’s new fridge.



#4: The story of Stephen Giraldo.



#5: A flashlight in the middle of the road in Phoenix, Arizona.



#6: A man being hit in the head with a dildo.


I actually really want to know more about this.

#7: The debate over Miss Piggy’s weight.



#8: A man running naked into a cactus.



#9: A bear scratching its ass.



#10: The man who forgot his Cheez Whiz.


Thanks Obama.

#11: The “ball tapping” epidemic.



#12: And of course, the great Potato Chip Heist of 2011.



Now THAT'S all news I can get in to!

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2 comments:

  1. Laura4:22 PM, July 26, 2013

    More of the story from the NT here: http://blogs.crikey.com.au/thestump/2011/02/12/best-man-left-bleeding-after-being-hit-in-head-by-flying-dildo/

    I used to live in Far North Queensland (FNQ) in Australia and our local paper, the Cairns Post, had notorious headlines like "Oh My Dog" over a picture of a guy holding up a python with a distinctly dog shaped bulge, inset of crying children. I miss it every single day.

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  2. Keith4:27 PM, July 26, 2013

    Paint drying is more exciting than the royal baby. Immediate family excepted of course.

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