Friday Funny 505: In The News

Margaret Thatcher passed away a few days ago. She was great in the British Parliament, and even better in Mary Poppins.

So Bill Gates is offering $100,000 to anyone who can make safe sex easier. Bill, get out your checkbook. We have a winner:


http://youtu.be/tFISeJ1N5CQ


I turned in 2 more job applications recently... still no official lead for any job after this summer.

Oh, and if my house is ever on fire, please call these guys to come save me:


http://youtu.be/e1ioz21VqYk


That's all! I hope your weekend goes well... maybe something like this:


http://youtu.be/B-Wd-Q3F8KM

(But better than what The Count is saying at the 1:25 mark.)