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HELP ME NAME THESE BAD BOYS! I already have the "Tutti Fruitti" jammers and the "Bowl Full of Sunshine" shorty-shorts (that I think I'll be wearing at this weekend's WARM race), but I'll need a perfect name for these!
I don't currently have anything to give away, but if I end up picking YOUR suggestion for a name, I'll round something up and send you a "thank you" package. For reals.
So, what should I call them?...
Rad Plaid Swim Shorts?
ReplyDeleteThe Plaid Stallions!
ReplyDeletePlaidpitations (ala Palpitations)
ReplyDeleteHappy Pants
ReplyDeletein honor of Team Happy Pants?
Ivy Leagues!
ReplyDeleteGlad plaids?
ReplyDeleteGroundskeeper Willy.
ReplyDelete"Great Scott!"
ReplyDeletePedro
ReplyDeletePinky and the Brain
ReplyDeleteTartan Tailhuggers
ReplyDeleteFrat-tastic
ReplyDeleteHow bouts, Tartansauce!! Tho my choise would be Kitzzy's Great Scott!!
ReplyDeleteLumberjacks
ReplyDeleteThe Pink Flamingos
ReplyDeleteTartan Tighties
ReplyDeletePi Kappa Jamma!
ReplyDeletePepto Plaids!
ReplyDeleteUp yer kilt?
ReplyDeleteOff Kilter
ReplyDeleteTechnicolor Grape Smugglers
ReplyDeleteIt's Square to be Hips
ReplyDeletePreppy McCupcake!
ReplyDeleteI like "great scott", but could also get behind Perfectly Plaid
ReplyDeleteMy top two so far:
ReplyDeleteMoonlight Picnic
And
Squirrel Food Picnic
I think they should be called "Husband Haters." It's obvious that you did something wrong and you didn't realize it...yet.
ReplyDeletePretty In Scotland.
ReplyDeleteI've got blue plaid TYR briefs. They rock.
I rather like the name they already (sort of) come with - Plaid Happiness
ReplyDeleteHow about plaidorama? Either way, those are quite the shorts!
ReplyDeleteHappy Jammies
ReplyDeletelucky charms
ReplyDeleteIs That a Plaid in Your Pocket
ReplyDeleteThe Plaid Package
All you need now is a running shirt where you can pop the collar, bro.
ReplyDeleteThat said, Bro Shorts. Cheers!
Pink plaid goddess
ReplyDelete"Plaid-apus" - because hey, let's face it...triathletes and runners are kinda weird!
ReplyDeleteDandy boy pants
ReplyDeleteI wish I could help you out on a name - and I've been thinking about it all morning at work. But I'm really at a loss for words.
ReplyDeleteThe Plaid Baffies? I think "baffies" are actually slippers or something, but it's a fun Scottish word.
ReplyDeleteI like someone else's suggestion of The Groundskeeper Willies. :)
Lumber-jacked
ReplyDeleteAch! Ya blouse-wearin' poodle-walking cheese-eatin' surrender-monkies make a mighty puddle of puke.
ReplyDeleteThem'r "Willie's Daft Kilt!" An' no pansy this side of Aberdeen dare say nae.
Racing Kilt?
ReplyDeletePlaid Peter O'Toole
ReplyDeletePinky McPlaidalot
ReplyDeleteI also like Tartansauce.
My suggestion is apparently a mashup honoring St. Patrick's Day and Spongebob Squarepants' Crabby Patties.
ReplyDeletePatty Plaiddies?
Plaiddie Patties?
Pretty in Plaid!
ReplyDeletePlaidtastic!
ReplyDeleteOh dear. I might need to send these to my friend Chad.....
ReplyDeleteI personally like the name they came with, but someone else already commented that. Plaid Love Happiness.
Maybe the Pink Luvin' Happiness?
Cotton candy chaps!
ReplyDeleteHow about calling them Triple Ps (pretty pink plaid)
ReplyDeleteScottish Skivvies
ReplyDeletePretty in Pink Pants
ReplyDeleteSomeone already took it, but "Pretty in Pink!" is my favorite.
ReplyDeleteAfter that, I'd try "S.I.P. (Stereogram In Plaid). You know those patterns you stared at for hours as a kid until an image emerged? "Stare long enough and something might just emerge!"
tartan swass or lovejam like the name they come with.
ReplyDeletepicnic in the park (like "this race is a walk in the park" but picnic because, y'know, the plaid).
ReplyDeletei had something totally awesome earlier today when i first saw the feed on the shorts ... but i lost it. boooo.
You better be FAST if you are going to rock those swim trunks. Look on the brightside at least you saved $2.05.
ReplyDeleteBad in Plaid
ReplyDeleteHow about the Pink Panther.
ReplyDeleteHow about The Mad Plaid
ReplyDeleteFruit stripes....as in the gum. They look delicious ;-) or. Not. I will say that they make me want to go to a race just to see people faces when you run by (if you're slow enough that they can see something more than a blur)
ReplyDeletePlaid for the Cure
ReplyDeleteBowl of Checks
Grid Girdle
I think the name they already have works. Love & Happiness
ReplyDeletethey look like they're giving off an impenetrable force field, so . . . force to be reckoned with?
ReplyDelete'Al Pals' they remind me of the flannel shirts Al used to wear on Home Improvement
ReplyDeletePretty in Plaid.
ReplyDeleteDartin' Tartan
ReplyDeleteLumberjack lappers
ReplyDelete