Friday, March 16, 2012

Friday Funny 295: My New Jammers

So Tuesday was my birthday. I told Pharmie not to get me anything, and she obliged. Later that day, we decided to place an order for swim gear, and she decided that THIS was going to be my birthday present:


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Yep. I'm serious. They might be arriving today.

HELP ME NAME THESE BAD BOYS! I already have the "Tutti Fruitti" jammers and the "Bowl Full of Sunshine" shorty-shorts (that I think I'll be wearing at this weekend's WARM race), but I'll need a perfect name for these!

I don't currently have anything to give away, but if I end up picking YOUR suggestion for a name, I'll round something up and send you a "thank you" package. For reals.

So, what should I call them?...

66 comments:

  1. Rad Plaid Swim Shorts?

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  2. Happy Pants

    in honor of Team Happy Pants?

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  3. How bouts, Tartansauce!! Tho my choise would be Kitzzy's Great Scott!!

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  4. Technicolor Grape Smugglers

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  5. It's Square to be Hips

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  6. I like "great scott", but could also get behind Perfectly Plaid

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  7. My top two so far:
    Moonlight Picnic

    And

    Squirrel Food Picnic

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  8. I think they should be called "Husband Haters." It's obvious that you did something wrong and you didn't realize it...yet.

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  9. Pretty In Scotland.

    I've got blue plaid TYR briefs. They rock.

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  10. I rather like the name they already (sort of) come with - Plaid Happiness

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  11. How about plaidorama? Either way, those are quite the shorts!

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  12. Is That a Plaid in Your Pocket

    The Plaid Package

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  13. All you need now is a running shirt where you can pop the collar, bro.

    That said, Bro Shorts. Cheers!

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  14. "Plaid-apus" - because hey, let's face it...triathletes and runners are kinda weird!

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  15. I wish I could help you out on a name - and I've been thinking about it all morning at work. But I'm really at a loss for words.

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  16. The Plaid Baffies? I think "baffies" are actually slippers or something, but it's a fun Scottish word.
    I like someone else's suggestion of The Groundskeeper Willies. :)

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  17. Ach! Ya blouse-wearin' poodle-walking cheese-eatin' surrender-monkies make a mighty puddle of puke.

    Them'r "Willie's Daft Kilt!" An' no pansy this side of Aberdeen dare say nae.

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  18. Plaid Peter O'Toole

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  19. Pinky McPlaidalot

    I also like Tartansauce.

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  20. My suggestion is apparently a mashup honoring St. Patrick's Day and Spongebob Squarepants' Crabby Patties.

    Patty Plaiddies?

    Plaiddie Patties?

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  21. Pretty in Plaid!

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  22. Oh dear. I might need to send these to my friend Chad.....

    I personally like the name they came with, but someone else already commented that. Plaid Love Happiness.

    Maybe the Pink Luvin' Happiness?

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  23. How about calling them Triple Ps (pretty pink plaid)

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  24. Scottish Skivvies

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  25. Someone already took it, but "Pretty in Pink!" is my favorite.

    After that, I'd try "S.I.P. (Stereogram In Plaid). You know those patterns you stared at for hours as a kid until an image emerged? "Stare long enough and something might just emerge!"

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  26. tartan swass or lovejam like the name they come with.

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  27. picnic in the park (like "this race is a walk in the park" but picnic because, y'know, the plaid).

    i had something totally awesome earlier today when i first saw the feed on the shorts ... but i lost it. boooo.

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  28. You better be FAST if you are going to rock those swim trunks. Look on the brightside at least you saved $2.05.

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  29. How about The Mad Plaid

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  30. Fruit stripes....as in the gum. They look delicious ;-) or. Not. I will say that they make me want to go to a race just to see people faces when you run by (if you're slow enough that they can see something more than a blur)

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  31. Plaid for the Cure

    Bowl of Checks

    Grid Girdle

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  32. I think the name they already have works. Love & Happiness

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  33. they look like they're giving off an impenetrable force field, so . . . force to be reckoned with?

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  34. 'Al Pals' they remind me of the flannel shirts Al used to wear on Home Improvement

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  35. Dartin' Tartan

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  36. Lumberjack lappers

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Thanks for your comments! Have a great day!