Friday, December 09, 2011

Friday Funny 253: Kids Afraid of Santa

OK, being I'm now "that proud Dad," I have to show this photo of Henry with Santa from Wednesday:


That's my cute little guy! (Just shy of 6 months)

Now, here are some kids freaking out about Santa. Half of these kids are just screaming for no good reason. The other half have a right to be concerned.... some of these Santas look a little sketchy.






If I were a Santa, I'd be THIS kind of Santa: mocking kids that are being uncooperative.


Burn-victim Santa?


Woah Santa... hand check!


Santa's eyes say "Be good... or I'll put you in the cellar with the others..."








No Santa. Just.... no.


"Shiner Santa"




If you need some meth, talk to THIS Santa.




OMG. No. Comment. Needed.

As an added bonus, here are 3 photos of people too old to be with Santa:




Even if you hate everything.... you still love Santa.



14 comments:

  1. Wow, that last one is just plain weird!

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  2. yea, the guy with a speedo and a saxophone is priceless. Oh my.

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  3. Omg, the second photo (after Henry's) is the Santa in Dallas, TX, that I went to when I was a kid!!! He's very recognizable because of his reddish/blondish beard that he doesn't make pure white. I always loved that Santa!

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  4. Bwahaha! I think those goth kids stole Santa's suit and held him hostage.

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  5. Hilarious!!! Oh Oh but I think I might have that same neon pink and yellow ski jacket hidden somewhere in my closet!

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  6. What, no "bowl full of sunshine" shorts sighting with Santa?! ; )

    The one we went to today had a very forced smile. He seemed sad that he had to do that job.

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  7. The sax player is wearing Steve's next pair of running shorts.

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  8. Are you sure that last one isn't Steve in a Speedo, age 13?

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  9. Just got a good core workout! Thanks for the laughs!

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  10. Hilarious, every single one, even the ones that were a little terrifying.

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  11. You need to add the picture of Adam in the too old to be on Santa's Lap section. :)

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