i'm right there with you...errr...in the next stall over....mr. sissy pants. sitting down. aahhhh...but then, the water is a little cold sometimes.... BOOOYA!
I'm a sissy little bitch from about midnight until 7:30 a.m. Groggy pees require sitting. That way I don't accidentally urinate into the trash can. Cheers!
I agree with Viper. Plus it allows me to still be half-asleep when I pee, that way I can go back to sleep when I wake up having to go in the "wee" hours of the morning!
A good friend of mine once admitted that when he moved in with his girlfriend and her sister, he always sat down to pee so he wouldn't get yelled at for spraying or leaving the seat up.
Two years later, I still can't look at him the same way.
i'm right there with you...errr...in the next stall over....mr. sissy pants. sitting down. aahhhh...but then, the water is a little cold sometimes....
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"the water is a little cold sometimes...."
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I'm a sissy little bitch from about midnight until 7:30 a.m. Groggy pees require sitting. That way I don't accidentally urinate into the trash can. Cheers!
ReplyDeleteI agree with Viper. Plus it allows me to still be half-asleep when I pee, that way I can go back to sleep when I wake up having to go in the "wee" hours of the morning!
ReplyDeleteA good friend of mine once admitted that when he moved in with his girlfriend and her sister, he always sat down to pee so he wouldn't get yelled at for spraying or leaving the seat up.
ReplyDeleteTwo years later, I still can't look at him the same way.
I don't know what's better - the funny or Viper's trash can comment!
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