(Although NeopreneWedgie made a good point in a tweet he sent me: "You've posted so many images of you shaving other body parts, perhaps the beard seems irrelevant at this point." Very true.)
Full beard pre-shave
A large goatee
Goatee
Some sort of Van-Dyke
A more trimmed Van Dyke
Then it was time to unleash........
........the mustache.
O. M. G.
OMG is right. I'm quietly mourning here. Then I celebrated.
ReplyDeleteThe full beard was nice. The goatee was beyond hideous. If you'd stopped there Pharmie would have divorced you on the spot and deservedly so. The Van Dyke was pretty bad too. The mo is still a bit thin but I suppose it could grow out if given a chance.
Pedophile mustache is right! I have to go wash out my eyes!
ReplyDeleteI think the stache was less pedo, more 70s porno. How's it feel to be a baby-face again?
ReplyDeleteOh my god is right! :)
ReplyDeleteYou look just like Kip from Napoleon Dynamite in the pedophile length 'stache picture!
ReplyDeleteHey, it's Movember! Did you leave anything?
ReplyDeleteYou must have a lot of free time on your hands. =)
ReplyDeleteDid something similar but kept the goatee. We shall see how long the wife can endure it.
You must have a lot of free time on your hands. =)
ReplyDeleteDid something similar but kept the goatee. We shall see how long the wife can endure it.
your posts are always hilarious! i can't get enough of the pics! Mustaches are definitely a pedophiles id card. glad you had fun!
ReplyDeleteWow. Yeah it is either all or nothing with you. Everything inbetween was not right scary/hilarious!
ReplyDeleteAnd I agree: more 70's weirdo than pedo!
You missed the John Waters pencil-thin 'stache and the Salvador Dali one-side-only "I really am that crazy" 'stache. I'm trying for off-season Santa/ Ernest Hemingway.
ReplyDeleteSteve, haven't you heard of no shave November? I'm in why aren't you?
ReplyDeleteOH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD AND EVERYTHING HOLY....why, WHY is it called a pedo stache? i guess snarktart (www.snarktart.com) was right. she said my MO made me look like a pedophile a week ago. head to my blog to see it....
ReplyDeleteanyway, Steve in a goatee? Gross!
the MO and Beard looked good, though....
Well done.
ReplyDeleteThe pedo-stash makes you almost look like Kip from Napoleon Dynamite.
Did someone say 2011 Halloween costume?
Better start that cage fighter training!
did you at least keep the 'stache until yesterday (november 18) which was have Sex with a Man with a Moustache Day?
ReplyDeleteWhat? No Hitler?
ReplyDeleteIn the Air Force there is unofficially Mustache March when the the guys can let their facial hair grow. The only problem is that my husband's always looks more like a molestache.
ReplyDeleteI'm with Chad. Thanks for not giving us the Hitler 'stache.
ReplyDeleteFlanders!
ReplyDeleteBest sequence of photos ever. Keep up the good work.
ReplyDeletehahahahah!!!! I just did the same thing. Lost a bet yesterday on a college football game and had to shave my beard into a hulk hogan mustache. too funny!
ReplyDeleteSuch a dork :) gotta love ya. .
ReplyDeleteThe rubber ducky in the background is pricely. All very funny. Thanks for the laugh!
ReplyDeleteIf there is a true "way" to shave off one's beard, that has to be it. Go through all the horrifying combinations before returning to normal and see what you'd look like as a 70s lounge singer.
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