It was time. I was getting furry. And Pharmie doesn't like to grab all that hair during "mommy and daddy time," if you know what I mean...
So we used this weekend's race as excuses to remove this unwanted hair. Because somehow, it will make me faster.
I struck "the pose" in the tub:
You can see the 2 worst patches over my lats
After a few minutes with the electric clippers, some of my back fuzz was around my feet in the tub:
Pharmie then busted out the shaving cream.
Without warning, she quickly shot a few streaks of shaving cream on my back. She said, "I wanted to make a Z like Zorro!"
(Note where she overshot on the wall to the right...)
After a few strokes with the razor (pardon the side-boob)
I showered off, and I had to pull 2 chucks of Steve hair out of the drain:
Now, I'm smooth as a baby's butt!! At least for the next few hours.... soon, I'll be stubbly....
Um, gross. At least you didn't make little animal sculptures with the drain hair.
ReplyDeleteNot that we do that.
TOTALLY DOING THAT NEXT TIME!!!!!! ;)
ReplyDeleteAfter a couple more shavings, you'll have enough hair to sculpt a Brand New Steve. Then, you can just have him run the races for you.
ReplyDeleteFive o'clock shadow on your back?
ReplyDeleteMan, that's like seven different kinds of wrong!
Still, it's Pharmie's own fault if she falls off now that she has nothing to hang on to.
Whoa. Now THAT was eight different kinds of wrong!
Yummy!
ReplyDeleteHave you ever tried to 'Nair' your back? I Naired my boyfriends's back without testing the upper neck area first. Although he was baby bottom smooth on his back... his neck stung for the next 3 days. Oops! :)
Good luck on breaking 60 in the TC 10 on Sunday! You WILL do it!!
You and your wife are so weird...there, I said it, LOL!
ReplyDeleteYou and your wife are so weird...there, I said it, LOL!
ReplyDeleteThings that make you go hmmmmm.
ReplyDeleteJust something off about this post...can't put my finger on it.
ReplyDeleteTry waxing next time. It will stay smoother longer. It stings during the removal, but the pain doesn't last long. :)Amy
ReplyDeleteYou wearing underwear in a shower is completely funny! And appreciated!
ReplyDeleteBut it reminds me of a joke when I was a kid and lived in Virginia.
It, of course. was a W. Virginia joke.
I forget how exactly it went but basically the newlyweds admitted to not hopping in the hot tub in their honeymoon suite because they forgot their swimsuits.
"And Pharmie doesn't like to grab all that hair during "mommy and daddy time," if you know what I mean..."
ReplyDeleteO.M.G!!!!!