Friday Funny 99: Craigslist Bike Ad

A friend sent me a link to a great Craigslist ad for a bike. Here’s what it said:

Divorcing my almost NEW Giant XTC 2 - $750 (Cabbagetown)

Date: 2010-06-29, 11:07PM EDT
Reply to: sale-4dyu9-1818360923@craigslist.org

ME - We need to talk.
ME - I... I don't think we should see each other anymore.

XTC = What! Why?

ME - It's not you, I swear.

XTC - I'm too big... that's it isn't it!

ME = no, not at all... Hell, I'm 6'. technically I'm too big for you.

XTC - Is it my shifters? You don't like the Deore's anymore...

ME - No! I'm telling you it's me, you're perfect. You ride better than any other bike.

XTC - What!!! you ass hole! you've been riding other bikes!
XTC - god I can't believe you!

ME - Yes, ok I admit it! you're just too... hybrid for me.

XTC - Her shocks are bigger aren't they.

ME - god dammit, can we not... please.

XTC - I hate you. As soon as I find someone new I'm leaving.

ME - hahaha, don't make me laugh, what are you gunna do, post a classified on Craigslist?

.... ... ... ...

Fuck you Giant.XTC 2.... I hate you... even though we were only together for less than a year, you let me ride you maybe 10 times! I never want to see you again.

Here are all the naked pictures I have of you... I hope everyone see's what a skank you are.

slut

pickup only

And here were the photos at the bottom of the ad:

Good stuff!

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