OH my GOD. Did you make this up? Because, seriously, I almost lost my coffee all over my keyboard. This is absolutely 100% dead on accurate. Brilliant.
I might also suggest:
"1,000,000 Bedroom Tricks to Make Your Man Moan"
"How To Tell if He Likes You: What His House Plants Reveal!"
"OMG, it got stuck and we had to go to the hospital! And other embarrassing sexcapades."
I figured out about 10 years ago that every issue of Cosmo was essentially the same, and quit reading it.
That made me laugh.
ReplyDeleteThat made me COVETCOVET your MAD photoshop skillz.
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ReplyDeleteGood one Steve!
OH my GOD. Did you make this up? Because, seriously, I almost lost my coffee all over my keyboard. This is absolutely 100% dead on accurate. Brilliant.
ReplyDeleteI might also suggest:
"1,000,000 Bedroom Tricks to Make Your Man Moan"
"How To Tell if He Likes You: What His House Plants Reveal!"
"OMG, it got stuck and we had to go to the hospital! And other embarrassing sexcapades."
I figured out about 10 years ago that every issue of Cosmo was essentially the same, and quit reading it.
Ha ha...that is soo hilarious, and oh so true! :)
ReplyDeleteBlow a baboon. That kills me.
ReplyDeleteNo, I didn't make this. It was something that I found online, and thought it was pretty great!
ReplyDeleteHaha so true. I'm pretty sure they are forced to say NAKED in italics on every issue!
ReplyDeleteI figured out about 10 years ago that every issue of runners world was essentially the same, but I still read it.
ReplyDeleteLOL - this is awesome.
ReplyDeleteLove. This. :)
ReplyDeleteI laugh because it's true.
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