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Friday, July 23, 2010
Friday Funny 103: Nine Deadly Words Used By A Woman
This might get me in trouble... but it IS pretty true funny:
I’m not trying to be offensive. I hope nobody takes this too personally. It’s NOT the kind of relationship I’m in! Really! ;)
And if you’re looking for something else that’s funny, scroll to my post that is 2 posts down to see the “Anti Monkey Butt Videos,” and enter yourself in the Anti Monkey Butt giveaway!
Just a side note...this applies to the lesbian community as well, and sometimes it's twice as bad because there are TWO women involved. Although in my case, I'm more like the man and really don't understand the double meaning, when I hear 'go ahead' I go ahead...and then pay for it later!
This is great! Hope it didn't get you into too much trouble! :)
I have found myself saying these phrases often in the last few months since my baby was born. I didn't know it was a widespread woman thing though until now! : )
This is so hilarious, I laughed at every single one as I thought about a time I did one of them in my life! We, woman, have used one or more in our life time :) Good stuff Steve!
I would just like to add "What?" What, when phrased as a question is the short version of "What are you looking at? If you'd done what I asked you to do I wouldn't be struggling with doing it myself." It's best to just look the other way when she says "what" or better yet, walk the other way.
Just a side note...this applies to the lesbian community as well, and sometimes it's twice as bad because there are TWO women involved.
ReplyDeleteAlthough in my case, I'm more like the man and really don't understand the double meaning, when I hear 'go ahead' I go ahead...and then pay for it later!
This is great! Hope it didn't get you into too much trouble! :)
It's funny 'cause it's true.
ReplyDeleteYep, to every single one of these:) This was so funny and if my hubby were to read this he would be nodding his head to agree:)
ReplyDeleteHave a great weekend Steve!
I have found myself saying these phrases often in the last few months since my baby was born. I didn't know it was a widespread woman thing though until now! : )
ReplyDeleteLove it.
ReplyDeleteStory of my life right there.
Dude, heard all of them and I thought it was just something that goes on in my house only...
ReplyDeleteSo true....*shaking head*...so true.
ReplyDeleteI think it is funny and I have used some of these words on occasion. :)
ReplyDeleteThis is so hilarious, I laughed at every single one as I thought about a time I did one of them in my life! We, woman, have used one or more in our life time :)
ReplyDeleteGood stuff Steve!
Funny, but important lessons to learn. Cheers!
ReplyDeleteI would just like to add "What?" What, when phrased as a question is the short version of "What are you looking at? If you'd done what I asked you to do I wouldn't be struggling with doing it myself." It's best to just look the other way when she says "what" or better yet, walk the other way.
ReplyDeleteGuilty of all of them except #2. In our house it is my husband who promises 5 minutes and shows up half an hour later.
ReplyDeleteHilarious because it's true!
ReplyDelete[Sigh].
ReplyDeleteHa! Thanks libgyrl - you sound like my wife... ;)
ReplyDeletep.s. I though of you during my du workout at the track 2 days ago. It SUCKED!
True, true true ... and funny.
ReplyDeleteI know them all, yet I still get burned by them on a regular basis.
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