I was recently sent a package with “Anti Monkey Butt Powder” and “Lady Anti Monkey Butt Powder.”
Anti Monkey Butt Powder can reduce frictional skin irritation / discomfort and itching / burning. It’s good for “issues” that cyclists and runners might have, along with anyone who might spend long periods of time on their butt. I still haven’t tried it myself, but this is what they claim. (I meant to try it on my swim / bike with Julia and Steve H last week, and then I meant to try it on my hot evening bike ride a few days after that. But I forgot both times! Sorry!)
Check out 2 of their random / hilarious videos:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUfuGsKDyjw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHOw2E3f1p8
Did anyone else get JUST a little freaked out when that monkey appeared in slow-mo in the background at the 0:22 mark?... I LOVE it!! Ha! And now you’re going to have “Friction needs a fighter!!” stuck in your head the rest of the day!
So, the good people at Anti Monkey Butt Powder want to giveaway 1 “regular” AMBP, and 1 “lady” AMBP to 2 of my readers. So there will by one male winner and one female winner in this giveaway.
HERE’S HOW TO ENTER TO WIN:
These are the rules. They couldn’t be easier.
• Step 1: Comment on this post to be entered. Note in your comment if you want the “regular” formula or the “lady” formula.
• Step 2: Check back next Tuesday to see if you’ve won.
See? Couldn’t be easier. Oh, but a little amendment to Step 1: You do NOT need to be a blogger, but make sure to leave some specific info so you’ll know if you won. So you could say something like this: “Hey Steve, this Betty Smith from Topeka, and I could use some 'Lady' AMBP!! Thanks!”
The fine print:
- Contest only open to US and Canadian residents.
- You may comment now (on THIS post) through 10 pm Central time on Sunday, July 25th. The winner will be contacted late on Monday or Tuesday.
- The winner will be chosen at random by a random number generator, by drawing numbers out of a hat, or some other random manner of choosing.
- Check back this Tuesday (July 25) to see if you won! (Especially if you don’t have a blogger account because I have no way of contacting you.)
- If I don’t hear back from the winner within 2 days after posting that they’ve won, I’ll draw another name and give the shirt to someone else.
- And because I can make up the rules, I MIGHT give some people an extra entry if they leave a real witty, funny, or crazy comment. Maybe. ;)
Thanks Anti Monkey Butt Powder for the giveaway!! So comment below to be entered!!! Thanks everyone!
Oh heck yes. I would like to be entered for the "lady" ambp. But I don't get the anti-monkey part of the name?! I guess I don't spend enough time at the Como zoo... they must scratch a lot.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the giveaway!
And DANGIT I just realized I'm comment #1. Who draws #1... really? ;)
Hey Steve, Keith Bennett from Blaine needs some AMBP
ReplyDeletethanks!
I think more products for triathletes should use the work "Monkey" -- it just makes it better. Thanks for the contest! One entry for the "regular" please!
ReplyDeleteCount me in for this one! “regular” formula please! Thanks!
ReplyDeleteI did a review for AMBP last summer. Don't read my review until you try it yourself.
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Hi, Steve, this is Sharon from Houston, I would LOVE some lady ambp! thanks :)
ReplyDeleteHilarity! Regular.
ReplyDeleteI see the AMBP in local stores all the time have always wondered if it was some kind of gag gift, or if it really worked! Sign me up for one "lady" entry please!
ReplyDeleteHi Steve, I love your blog! In addition to tri sports I also love horseback riding so I would love to try the lady ambp - Jessie from Reedsburg.
ReplyDeleteHey Steve, this is Bryan B. from Atlanta, and I could use some AMBP!!
ReplyDeleteNot for me, for a friend, of course. Thanks!
The videos are hysterical. Please put me in the drawing for the lady's version please!
ReplyDeleteI have used the male version. :) Got it about a year ago, Rich has used it too. It works!
ReplyDelete“Hey Steve, this Darlene Nyce from North Carolina, and I could use some 'Lady' AMBP!! Thanks!”
ReplyDeleteHey Steve!
ReplyDeleteI hate it when I'm running along scratching my butt and a giant sock monkey tackles me and pours AMBP down my shorts! It JUST happened to me this morning on a 14 mile run...
I'd love to get some regular AMBP so it doesn't happen again!
Love the Blog!
Joe from Lowell, Ma
oh yeah, one for the lady butt, please.
ReplyDeleteHey Steve! I would love to try the Lady version! :)
ReplyDeleteHi Steve, fix the draw so I win some regular AMBP. OKTHX!
ReplyDeleteOMG, I must have this stuff. Swamp ass < swamp gas.
ReplyDeleteHey Steve, this David P. from South Bend, and I don't have the slightest idea if I could use some 'Regular' AMBP but I'll enter anyway!! Thanks!
ReplyDeleteI need some of this stuff. Regular, please.
ReplyDeleteSign me up for the Lady AMB please! :)
ReplyDeleteLove it... I'm up for the Lady AMBP please!
ReplyDeleteI'm not saying I have a monkey butt...but I was to win to same Lady Anti-Monkey Butt I'd put it to good use.
ReplyDeleteThis is Brian from Little Rock and I could use some AMBP. Thanks.
ReplyDeleteanti monkey butt regular please! Man that just sounded a bit dirty!
ReplyDeleteI may not be a lady, but I'd like to try the ladies. :)
ReplyDeleteLove to have an opportunity for the regular. Thanks.
ReplyDeleteHaha, this stuff is hilarious, and apparently it really works, too! I found some at my local Rural King and bought some of the Lady for my SIL (who says despite the hilarious picture, the product is actually quite effective). LOL! Sign me up for the Lady stuff!
ReplyDeleteOoo no lady ever wants a Monkey Butt ... or do we. Either way, throw my Monkey Butt in for the lady version!
ReplyDeletei am covered in chaffing scars all over my body - i need this in the lady's version!
ReplyDeleteThose videos are funny! Sure, I'll put my hat in the ring for the ladies version. Thx!
ReplyDeleteSteve hook me up. I am doing RAGBRAI and I could use some AMBP.
ReplyDeleteThat is like so funny! Because it's a monkey butt! Monkey monkey monkey butt! Tee hee hee. Wow it's great to be 4 years old again. Great blog so clever. Vapid drivel.
ReplyDeleteHey Steve, unfortunately, my butt could use some anti-monkey-action. Put me in for the ladies version, please!
ReplyDeletePut me in for the regular, I like to stay regular.
ReplyDeleteHey Steve, I need some lady anti monkey butt. This is Steph W from Toronto, ON, Canada.
ReplyDeleteI love the pics for these. I hope it works. I would be interested in the lady formula.
ReplyDeletelady bits powder....one please! :)
ReplyDeleteregular
ReplyDeleteI'm in for the manly version of anti monkey butt, please!
ReplyDeleteI would LOOOOVE the Lady's AMBP... No joke, I'm getting sick of explaining what's going on down there every time I get a bikini wax.
ReplyDelete-Beki!
Well until they come out with the Anti Swamp Ass version, I will settle for no monkey butt. Count me in for the regular formula.
ReplyDeleteWell until they come out with the Anti Swamp Ass version, I will settle for no monkey butt. Count me in for the regular formula.
ReplyDeleteregular, please! (and thank you.)
ReplyDeleteSteve, Since there is no "extra strength" sign me up for the regular version.
ReplyDelete--Dennis from down the river in La Crosse
I live in Australia so I can't be in this competition, but I wanted to say I love your blog. It's hysterical!
ReplyDeleteKath from Melbourne
LOL! Only you :D
ReplyDeleteOK, what the heck. I'll go for the lady powder.
I cant believe this one isn't a photo contest. I'm sure you could have gotten a TON of pics of athlete's chaffing issues.
ReplyDeleteMaybe next time...
I'd like some AMBP, lady-style plz.
Did I make the cut-off? One Lady AMBP entry por favor.
ReplyDeleteMy man-staff wants to give this a try.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the entertaining and informative blog...
best,
t
Thought you'd get a kick out of the fact that my wife and I just bough baby monkey butt for our 6 month old. I remembered your post, so I had to re-watch the videos.
ReplyDeleteHilarious!