Direct Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjX5tT5z2jM
1:08-1:22 - It's hard to work around nipples. I didn't want to sheer one off!
2:23 - Yes, that was a Wookie.
2:28 - My cat Kermit got freaked out by all the fur. She thought it was an intruding animal.
2:33 - My wife looks WAY too happy to be helping with all of this...
3:20 - Even though I seem to be checking around my belly button pretty well for any missed hairs, I missed a BIG ONE that I noticed the next morning.
3:35-3:50 - Yes, my cat hung out and watched me do the final touch-ups on my legs. Perverted beast.
The razor that I used was never the same:
BTW, the song is "Oh Martha" by The Battle Royale. They're a band from one of the colleges in Minneapolis where I used to teach. Catchy song, right? You can find it on iTunes. And you can find a crazy video for it on YouTube, where some of my former students make appearances.
ReplyDeleteI just have to say that you have one hell of a wife! :)
ReplyDeleteWhen I woke up this morning, I didn't think my day would include 4 minutes of watching you shaving. Inexplicably though, it did.
ReplyDeleteGood luck at Liberty!
Am I sick for considering this extremely funny?
ReplyDeleteProbably...
Good luck for you and Pharmie!!!
Good luck to both of you this weekend.
ReplyDeleteI have not watched the video yet, but I can only guess.
I basically shave it all once a week, for the last 3 years. Once you do it, you got to keep doing it.
I had to keep looking over my shoulder to make sure nobody saw me watching that!
ReplyDeleteDid you leave the pits hairy? Thought I saw some underarm locks in the tub. Wouldn't that be a major source of drag? Why am I asking this?! Good luck. Cheers!
ReplyDeleteI actually think it's funny that you did ALL of that, but still have hair under your arms ...
ReplyDeleteI'm with Viper and Amy, WTF with the hairy pits, after all that?!? Makin' me wonder . . .
ReplyDeleteI think I got a little throw up in my mouth!
ReplyDeleteBest of luck this weekend!
I love it! Also love the help from the cat. I'll see you and Pharmie tomorrow at Liberty! I'll be the one in the boat rowing the course (sounds like heavy rains!)
ReplyDeleteDude, your cat is the size of a small dog! Too funny.
ReplyDeleteGood luck this weekend!
Ok, so the closeup of the nipples covered in shaving cream was *slightly* pornographic.
ReplyDeleteGood luck this weekend!
Sweet! I too am rockin' the full-body hairless these days - I'm diggin' it. See you guys soon!!
ReplyDeleteThe song is catchy, thanks!
ReplyDeleteAnd the video, nice. The cat obviously appreciates your skills.
Have a great race!!
Good luck this weekend!
ReplyDeleteI will spend it recovering from watching that video.
Which is hilarious. And the music is perfect. Go indie.
Steve in a Speedo is always one click away from gagging. Good lord, fungus and shaving. I'm going to need the full week to recover.
ReplyDeleteI think the picture of the razor made me throw up in my mouth a little.
ReplyDeleteCan't wait to read the posts when it starts to grow in and itches!
ReplyDeleteYour WIFE is a SAINT!!
ReplyDeleteOh the things triathletes do. Thanks for the laugh. I hope all was good onthe race.
ReplyDeleteI understand why you want to shave your chest hair to promote success in your sport, but as a woman that totally digs hairy guys, it's a little sad....
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