Well, yesterday I promised some debauchery in an effort to
get your vote.
You’ve all met Matt before (AKA “Snacky Treat”). He’s my brother-in-law and a better cyclist than me. Therefore, we’ve teamed up for duathlons as “Team Happy Pants” 4 times over the past 2 years. Here we are at the Gear West Duathlon:
Well,
I got some “Super Heros” boxers from my in-laws for Christmas, and
Matt got some Batman tighty-whities from me. We figured we needed to pose around the Christmas tree to get some laughs out of the family. Here we go:
Yes, my mother-in-law wouldn’t let us take a photo until she put a dollar bill in our undies.
Dead sexy. Or... something...
Shut up. This is SOO not gay.
Oh, and on top of that, my other brother-in-law, Mike, got me something real nice for Christmas. He got me some “KY Warming Jelly” and 2 condoms that he broke with a pin. Mike wants to be an uncle.
Back with some actual training updates tomorrow. Don’t forget to
vote for Steve in a Speedo as the Best Endurance Blog of the Year. Oh, and I’ll be at the Metrodome to
run intervals tonight around 5 pm if anyone is interested in joining me.
that is so very wrong on so many levels. wow, hilarious good one steve.
ReplyDeleteyou should not reproduce. the state of minnesota would implode upon itself with a few little speedo's running around.
of course i jest. kids are a blessing. but a hairless matt in those batman briefs is not.
That certainly explains the team name!! haha!
ReplyDeleteSilence...
ReplyDeletewow. just.... wow.
ReplyDeleteUm....my boss just walked over to my desk...I now have some "explaining" to do!
ReplyDeletemy kids LOVED the pics! hilarious! then they asked me to scroll down to see the blister pics.
ReplyDeleteHa ha ha... so funny!
ReplyDeleteTwo votes for Steve In A Speedo from Argentina coming right up!
Interesting present from Mike! What did you say when you got it?
Happy New Year, Steve and Family!
Why am I so turned on...what?!
ReplyDeleteYou left out the part about how you ASKED for KY Jelly for Christmas...
ReplyDeleteAlright, you got my vote (as did Bree cuz... well... she's Bree!). It wasn't even the mostly naked, sketchy, rather questionable mostly naked pics of you and your bro in-law. It was the gift of poked condoms & KY (though for the record: I don't condone procreation).
ReplyDeleteMY EYES!!!!! where is the BLEACH when i need it!!!
ReplyDeleteyour Christmas looks like TONS more fun than mine. thanks for showing that fun CAN be had at family gatherings.
At least shave those legs before your next photo shoot Steve. Jeesh...
ReplyDeleteHoly. Mother. Of. God.
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Egads - it seems to be working. I'm not sure how, but you're actually gaining on FT. I think you're a couple of thong shots from overtaking him. But none of us want you to win THAT bad.
ReplyDeleteDitto MissAlleyCat. Ditto.
ReplyDeleteI dunno which is worse, the constant feet photos (of which I'm an unabashed fan), or the last 2 pics of you and Matt.
O. My.
I think I just threw up a little in my mouth.
ReplyDeleteYou look like Steve Eurkel with the high waistband.
How come Matt got the sexy briefs and you got boxers which you pulled up Urkle style almost to your nipples??? What's with that??? Oh, and the socks add quite a bit to that sexy picture as well.
ReplyDeleteROFLMFAO!
ReplyDeleteLOL - This.is.awesome.
ReplyDeleteYes Yes
ReplyDeleteThis is the reason I read your blog!!!!
I also wanted to comment on how hairless Matt is. DAYUM!
how come you're not in the speedo?? dude. truth in advertising.
ReplyDeleteIn case no one has told you this... what you put on the internet stays on the internet.
ReplyDeleteGreat nipple shots. Imagine, if that's really still the CENSORED VERSION....
ReplyDeleteGreat Christmas Special....
Love the argyle socks, too (if that's what they are)....
I had an agape jaw reading that entire post. Oh my god. Amazing.
ReplyDeletewow the one on the left is muscled up wouldnt wanna mess with him in a dark alley lol.
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