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Friday, November 13, 2009
Friday Funny 62: Google Suggestions
Now excuse me while I Google “Why are Americans afraid of dragons” and “Why does my husband wear panties.” Inquiring minds need to know! ;) Happy weekend!
You missed a really good one. If you type in just "what are" the first suggestion is "what are these strawberries doing on my nipples i need them for the fruit salad."
Well, that certainly was my morning smile! Ever look up your blog stats to find out what search terms people have used to find your blog? It can be very scary.
Once at work I started to type 17yo girl (for a news story on someone who just died) and it came up AT WORK mind you something like 17 yo girl nude photos. NICE not getting fired at all
that is too funny cause we were actually doing this the other night and got the one that jamie mentioned as well as "why doesn't my parakeet eat my diarhhea...". awesome!
You missed a really good one. If you type in just "what are" the first suggestion is "what are these strawberries doing on my nipples i need them for the fruit salad."
ReplyDeleteAll hail the mighty Google!
ReplyDeleteI love a little helpful advice from Google!
ReplyDeleteYou should type "Why won't" and take a look at the top suggestion. Thanks for the laughs.
ReplyDeleteso what, i have questions about my poop?! :) these are funny, thanks for the laughs!
ReplyDeleteVery, very funny and brillant
ReplyDeleteWell, that certainly was my morning smile! Ever look up your blog stats to find out what search terms people have used to find your blog? It can be very scary.
ReplyDeleteyou made me nearly pee myself.
ReplyDeleteHow did people entertain themselves before Google? Love Fridays at your blog.
ReplyDelete#1 comment...Jamie...I laughed just as hard at that! Thanks, and I love strawberries even more now. Steve..great Friday funnies as usual.
ReplyDeleteCan google do any wrong? I THINK NOT!
ReplyDeleteI love these. I wonder why they're making the rounds around the internets lately?
ReplyDeleteHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ReplyDeleteGreat stuff as usual! As for the "why won't" suggestion from above, having gone through three parakeets, I nevered wondered that!
ReplyDeleteGosh, I have a lot to catch up on after I get this Ironman thingy out of the way.
ReplyDelete"why is my poop green?" maybe said person ate a black cherry icee.
ReplyDeletenot that i'd know that from experience or anything. nope.
Once at work I started to type 17yo girl (for a news story on someone who just died) and it came up AT WORK mind you something like 17 yo girl nude photos. NICE not getting fired at all
ReplyDeleteHahahaha
ReplyDeleteSome great suggestions and poop should always float..if you have enough fiber!
ReplyDeleteThis was hilarious, and yes poop does float with fiber-experienced!
ReplyDeleteDid you ever type your own name in and see what comes up??? That's kind of scary!
why are americans afraid of dragons???????
ReplyDeletehahahahahahahaha
that is too funny cause we were actually doing this the other night and got the one that jamie mentioned as well as "why doesn't my parakeet eat my diarhhea...".
ReplyDeleteawesome!