I know it’s been nearly a week since
Singles Awareness Day Valentines Day, but I had to share these. Some of them are quite the hoot!
So that run with
Rural Girl that was going to take place tomorrow has been pushed back until Sunday morning. So my Sunday will be QUITE the workout day: I hope to run for
90-100 minutes with Rural Girl, and then head off to a
5 hour spinning class! Yep, you read that right. Five. Freakin. Hours.
Sunday night, I think I need a trip to Old Country Buffet. And a trip to the proctologist after being in the saddle that long.
Have a good Friday everyone!!
OMG! That one about not fitting in the dating clothes...I know someone who needs that card, LOL!
ReplyDeleteGood Luck on the 5 hours of tourture by some freaky spin bunny chick who has you doing something like "Let's do 100 JUMPS!!!" or "Sprint as hard as you can for the next 5 minutes!!!"
The interview is posted on my blog. :0)
five hours isn't that bad, you'll learn to love it soon :)
ReplyDeleteFive hours?! I thought I was insane for considering the 3 hour body combat class. Yes, I chickened out.
ReplyDeleteGood luck this weekend! Hope you don't drop dead from exhaustion. ;)
those are pretty good. good luck with the 5 hour spin class (WTH?)
ReplyDeleteThe first one used to be "I Choo-Choo Choose You" from the Simpsons! I recieved that as a Valentine's day card last year.
ReplyDelete5 hour spin class. Better bring some ice to sit on for the ride home.
ReplyDeleteFive hours in a bike seat for me - never. Funny V-day cards.
ReplyDeletei could do 5 hours outdoors but indoors... that will be a mental game for sure!! Can't wait to hear about how it went.
ReplyDeleteLoved the cards. made me laugh!
i'm sad i've never gotten any of these :(
ReplyDeleteumm good luck in that 5 hour class. i definitely would not last.
I know that it's possible to survive 5 hours in a bike seat (my husband is a long-distance cyclist), but damn! why?
ReplyDeleteSounds like your Sunday will now officially suck! :) Just kidding! Have fun with those workouts... Old Country Buffet sounds like just the reward for a hard days work!
ReplyDeleteAAAhhhhh gotta love the hand one :P
ReplyDeleteUm, five hour spinning class? Why? Do you not like your man parts?
ReplyDeleteI couldn't do anything for 5 hours. Well expect sleep.
ReplyDeleteHave a great weekend!
Thank you for making my 20 mile run on Sunday sound like a comparative piece of cake. Piece of cake-- that sounds like more fun than a trip to the proctologist...
ReplyDeleteOld Country Buffet??? That was my first job in high school!
ReplyDeleteyour balls might fall off.
ReplyDeleteWow, good luck with that spin class!
ReplyDeleteAnd that card with the lock of hair made me DIE laughing!
OMG your OCB is still intact? I thought those bastages went belly up!??! Wow... mac and cheese and okra unite!
ReplyDeleteI think I might have sent the hand one to myself :-[.
FIVE HOURS?! As in... 5?
ReplyDeleteGood luck and have fun... is that possible?
5 hour spinning class???
ReplyDeleteDude what is wrong with you???
NOTHING!!!
Have fun!!!
HHHAAAAAA those cards were funny! And seriously? A 5-hour spin class?! Holy crap ...
ReplyDeleteLMAO! Those are quality, Steve. Good luck with that five hour spinning class....
ReplyDelete"It's Tweetable...." LOL
ReplyDelete5 hour Spin?!? Uh...Yeah...you won't find me teaching that one. Have fun, and enjoy your cheeseburger ass, cause it's gonna feel like that when your done.
5 hours of spinning!?!?!?!? Dang, talk about endurance.
ReplyDelete"Tweetable" love it! I have become obsessed with the tweets!
Great cards!
ReplyDeleteStay tall in the saddle. I thought I was a stud for doing a 2 hour spinning class.
Stage 5 of the Amgen Tour of California bike race came through my hometown on Thursday! I was a course marshal so I got a frontline view of the pro's as they whipped by. I couldn't believe how fast they go! They rode 134.3 miles, in a little over 5 hours.
Ride clean. Ride strong.
Happily, I did not give or receive any of those cards. The Hubs scored major points by writing a totally sappy message in one of those cards that plays music, and it had the song we danced to at our wedding (he is sooo not the sappy type).
ReplyDeleteBTW, who runs 90-100 minutes, then does 5 hours of spinning? I think you've lost it!