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Friday, December 19, 2008
Friday Funny 15: Bad Children’s Books
I’d also like to see these:
• “Dad’s New Wife Robert” • “Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her” • “The Pop-Up Book Of Human Anatomy” • “Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things” • “Why Can’t Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?”
Where were all of these wonderful books when I was young?
ReplyDeleteThe Bearinstien Bears book is too much. Thanks for a good laugh!
ReplyDeletelol. these are a riot!
ReplyDeleteThose are pretty good steve! You can now never be left alone with my kids. have a great weekend!
ReplyDeletehahaha, hilarious! Great job!
ReplyDeleteWait! Are you implying Tom Cruise ... is in denial?
ReplyDeleteHe SUES people like you, you know! (Since he can't have sex with you ...)
I laughed, I cried, I'm slightly disturbed. I think I DID find Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things back in the day...funny!
ReplyDeleteNow that's a good way to start a Friday! Very disturbing in many ways... but brings a smile to my face :)
ReplyDeleteHa! I love the "I could drop you and walk away" one.
ReplyDeleteHA! Genuis stikes again!
ReplyDeleteI love the look on Brother Bears face, like he's working REALLY hard down there!
Just spit my morning coffee all over the keyboard. Thanks Steve-o!
ReplyDeleteStay tuned...
those were hilarious! it reminded me of the bearnstein bears!!!! i remember theeeem
ReplyDeleteI would definitely buy a copy of "The Pop-Up Book Of Human Anatomy"...
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These are so funny. Actually, sometimes I'm surprised by the real children's books that exist...
ReplyDeleteHow about:
ReplyDelete1) Everyone ends BADLY.
2) Behind every silver lining, there's a CLOUD.
OK- This just made me remember how much i LOVED the Berestein Bears! I am definitely searching the attic for them when I am home next week! ha
ReplyDeleteHahaha - very good.
ReplyDeleteI'm not sure if I'm ever going to able to wear my Curious George jersey again without laughing the whole ride.
ReplyDeleteWOW steve. You never cease to amaze me! What in the world. Pop goes the hamster...... I just passed this around my office.. they laughed too.
ReplyDeleteOmg, terrible!!! :D
ReplyDeleteIs that Tom Cruise's biography?
ReplyDeleteThe whole office is laughing!
ReplyDeleteHilarious!! The "funny" part is that some of those titles are really "true"!
ReplyDeleteDude i come to your blog every friday to laugh!!
ReplyDeleteAnd laugh i do!!!
The confusing tingle is my favorite!!! It's still confusing to me but hey a tingle is a tingle!!!
Have a great weekend Steve!!!
My favorite is "Pop Goes the Hampster" haha
ReplyDeleteand I used to LOOOVE the Berenstein Bears!
Where on earth do you find these..hilarious!
ReplyDeleteYeah- I found mom and dads fun thing drawer once - complete with pictures. yikes.
ReplyDeleteThose are great - and to extend the fun, here's a list that I love!
ReplyDeleteThe Most Baffling Book Titles
http://www.cracked.com/article_16818_13-most-baffling-book-titles.html
Enjoy!
LMAO!!!
ReplyDeleteWhere do you get this stuff!? Love it!
ReplyDeleteThose are great. Pop goes the Hampster. Cracks me up!!!
ReplyDeleteI think there should be a book about mommy's sex toys. Mommy doesn't want to share her toys or something like that.
ReplyDeleteBrother Bear......that's hilarious!!!!
ReplyDeleteMy wife and I recently found out we're preggo . . . These will come in handy!
ReplyDeleteThanks!
I am now forever ruined on Curious George- thanks a lot! But the rest are just too funny. I love your suggestions.
ReplyDeleteMy favorite is the authors!
ReplyDeleteWait these are on my shelf right now. What's wrong with them?
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