Friday, December 12, 2008

Friday Funny 14: Mall Santas

The holiday season is upon us. Here is a countdown of the 10 Worst Kinds of Mall Santas. Enjoy.

10. Pull-My-Finger Santa:



9. Narcoleptic Santa:



8. Touchy-Feely Santa:



7. Super-Sweaty Santa:



6. Bad-With-Baby Santa:



5. Lap-Dance Santa:



4. Crappy-Fake-Beard Santa:



3. Skinny Santa:



2. Flashing Santa:



1. Sneak-A-Drink Santa: (that brown liquid in a water bottle isn’t fooling anyone)



p.s. Intervals at the Metrodome on Tuesday. 6 pm. $1. More details on Monday. Happy weekend!!

23 comments:

  1. Santa No.5 looks suspiciously like Steve.

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  2. bwahahahahahahahahahahahah

    That's all...

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  3. What about: punch a kid cuz you peed on me Santa...or is that just me?

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  4. #4 Santa looks like he's been hitting too many crown royals & coke.

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  5. They're all good. I especially like the little boys eyes as Santa sneaks a drink.

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  6. Jen, if anything, I look a bit like #3. And I'd be doing what #2 is doing...

    ;)

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  7. LOL! This is precisely why I can't get my daughter anywhere near a mall Santa. Or any Santa for that matter.

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  8. How about grimreaper-santa?

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  9. Ick, Mall Santas must be crawling with germs.

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  10. Jess is sooo right - Mall Santas are akin to a grocery cart...kids have been drooling all over them, picking their nose and peeing themselves...ewwwww

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  11. I think it's wonderful that Santa #2 would want to share his jingle balls with the people.

    Now we know why Mrs. Claus is always smiling!

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  12. When I was younger, I COULD NOT wait to go meet Santa. But he was super creepy, and all I did was cry the entire time.

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  13. Wow, where do you find this stuff! I love it, and it's gross all at the same time. :/

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  14. Eeeeek! Scary Santas'! Flashing Santa is all kinds of wrong.

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  15. The Flashing Santa one is hilarious! I love that mother shielding her kid's eyes. ROTFL!!!

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  16. The creepy touching one is the best. That little girl was taught all about the stranger danger.

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  17. HAHA another great friday funnies!!!

    Have a great weekend Steve!!!

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  18. I can not believe that, in the 18 comments above, no one has gone for the obvious:

    HO HO HO

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  19. those pics...the kids think about as highly of santa as they do Jason...gheesh

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  20. How bad is it that -- even as a health blogger -- I still think the Skinny Santa is the worst of all?

    Also, the Pull-My-Finger Santa reminds me a great deal of this:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NijaGeIO18Y

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  21. i LOVE the fake spring wate rsanta. hilarious! i wish i had a metrodome to run in. NOT TO WATCH FOOTBALL GAMES IN, THOUGH. PLAY OUTSIDE!

    but the metrodome would be handy in training for my next race...an indoor marathon.

    by the way, steve, spots are still available!!! i'll provide the lodging for you and pharmie also! check it out at indoormarathon.com

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  22. These are hilarious, this one is from a friend of mine: http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h141/mstyczen/laurenmatthewsanta.jpg

    I thought you would get a kick out of this! His older son did not enjoy seeing Santa!!

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