p.s. Borsch and I flipped a coin to see who got what trophy (see last post). He got the "touchdown-signaling angel," and I got the "duathlon" one. Borsch is happy because he likes his trophy's boobs. Thought you might want to know. Happy weekend!
Friday, October 10, 2008
Friday Funny 5
What we wish Microsoft’s “Office Assistant” would ACTUALLY say:
Five letters from God:
BTW, today is "National Angel Food Cake Day." Really. I can't make this stuff up. Go out and buy yourself a nice dessert.
p.s. Borsch and I flipped a coin to see who got what trophy (see last post). He got the "touchdown-signaling angel," and I got the "duathlon" one. Borsch is happy because he likes his trophy's boobs. Thought you might want to know. Happy weekend!
p.s. Borsch and I flipped a coin to see who got what trophy (see last post). He got the "touchdown-signaling angel," and I got the "duathlon" one. Borsch is happy because he likes his trophy's boobs. Thought you might want to know. Happy weekend!
"you would totally love a Roomba"
ReplyDeleteOMG...I had tears leaking from my eyes I laughed so hard. Thanks for perking up my Friday morning more than my coffee already has.
"screw like crazed rabbits" that's awesome. I'm using that line today!
ReplyDeleteThis post combines my two most favorite things:
ReplyDeleteMicro$oft-bashing
and
Bashing Micro$oft
Too bad you couldn't find a way to include my third favorite thing - Bashing of Micro$oft - because that would have made it the most perfect post EVAH!
I like the paper clip's assistance with the suicide note. Very funny in a dark way. My favorite kind of funny.
ReplyDeleteI love that dog the wants to hump your leg or take a dump on your carpet. ROTFL!!!
ReplyDeleteThe letters God are great as well.
Congrats on figuring out the trophy conundrum.
Be sure to watch the Ironman World Championship this weekend begining around 10:30 am CST on www.ironmanlive.com!!!!!
well you can always swap his trophy when he isnt looking if you really wanted to...
ReplyDeleteI love the God letters, hil-arious!
Now that is a freakin' funny post.
ReplyDeletegood stuff and angel food cake with strawberry topping. yumm
ReplyDeleteLOL! Thanks for a hilarious post - cheered this annoying day right up!
ReplyDeletethose letters from desk of God is so funny!! good friday morning distractions!
ReplyDeleteHilarious!!!
ReplyDeleteman, I love Fridays!
ReplyDeleteI like the laughs - thanks!
ReplyDeleteNational Food Cake day? Only in FAT ASS AMERICA!!
ReplyDeleteI have a friend with herpes. I will have to let her know that she can now go kayaking and mountain biking.
ReplyDeleteThis comment has been removed by the author.
ReplyDeleteGreat post. I loved the office assistant pictures.
ReplyDeleteToo funny.
ReplyDeleteI love the letters from god! Ha ha ha!
Haha.. hilarious! Do you just collect these or spend the whole week looking for them!
ReplyDeleteThis is hilarious!! Thanks dude for making me smile!!!
ReplyDeleteGood stuff!! :>)
ReplyDeletefreaking hilarious! Thanks for the laugh out loud giggles!
ReplyDeleteoh.
ReplyDeleteI thought it was national plow your way through a costco sized box of skinny cows day.
frick.
Love the letters from God (especially the Cool Ranch Doritos- mmm- and the Herpes). Your Friday Funnies are the best. Thanks!
ReplyDeleteThese are great--even on a Wednesday!
ReplyDelete