Judi dared me to lick it. Formulaic asked if it tasted good and if it made me see pretty colors. Kelly thought it looked like Parmesan cheese and that it looked like I was growing a pasta dinner on my watch. And Madisonduo just had nasty things to say that implied I got some “stuff” under it during “Steve time” (if you know what I mean). Seriously though, I received some great comments on those photos.
Let me remind you of the funk I found growing in between my watch bands:
So, then I licked it.
As for the taste? It wasn’t salty, it wasn’t funky, it wasn’t all that gross.
Chris Griffin from The Family Guy once said, “It tastes like a monkey. A monkey that’s past its prime.” I’ll go with that. Thanks Chris.
Even though it didn’t taste like anything, I still instantly felt gross. I ran in the house and swished with mouthwash for 30 seconds. Twice.
sick!
ReplyDeleteironman shmironman. if you can lick the watch, you earned a gold.
ReplyDeleteI once made beef jerky but substitued the beef for liver by mistake. My coworker who tasted it rinsed his mouth and then scraped his tongue. Not too good.
Annnnnnnnd...we have reached a new low. :)
ReplyDeleteOh man, of all the images I have seen on this blog, that was the first that made me really question your sanity. It probably relates to an elderly woman that I was caring for that had accumulated skin build-up caked onto all parts of her watch. GROSS.
ReplyDeleteWhat is wrong with a little fungus tasting? At least is your fungus.
ReplyDelete[BTW, good show on the mouthwash. You may have had a little more "Steve time" than you were bargaining for after Pharmie read/saw this]
It's too bad it wasn't salty - it could have been a nice reserve for long runs when you are short on electrolytes...
ReplyDeleteDear God.
ReplyDeletepharmie, do you not ever make out with your husband again... that is if you want to live! :)
ReplyDeleteYou have lost your mind.... but must admit you are so freaking funny!!!
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ReplyDeleteAwesome. I would have licked it too.
ReplyDeleteYou might die now, but it's better to know, right?
Dude, you freakin' rock!!
ReplyDeleteOh my god, I frickin love you for posting photos of you licking and smelling the watch...
ReplyDeleteGross, but fascinating at the same time. The pic of you licking it - you are really getting into it - your eyes are closed, lips pursed, tongue stretched out, my god, you look like you should be doing something else :)
"It tastes like a monkey." Classic!
You made my day! :)
I am going with Borsch - GROSS!!!!
ReplyDeleteReenactment of reading your post:
ReplyDelete"EEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!"
::covering face with hands::
um...I LOVE IT!!!!! lolololol.
ReplyDeleteYuck! I think you should start putting "warnings" above any disgusting blogs. Although I don't know that it would help either. You did say "Remember the 2 photos.." at which case I should have scrolled away but no...I scrolled down. Curiosity killed the cat.
ReplyDeleteThis post should have an NC-17 warning on it along with the disclaimer, "DO not try this at home. Steeve is an expert watch licker and has trained for many years to achieve the physical and psychological endurance for such an event. Steeve is a professional.The management bears no responsibility for any injury occuring to any post reader who attempts to reinact this stunt."
ReplyDeleteYAY YOU TOTALLY TOOK MY DARE!
ReplyDeleteI thought it would taste salty! I was thinking you could smear it around the rim of a margareta glass and enjoy!
I was eating lunch, man... I should have known better. UGH!
ReplyDeleteI always wondered what sweat cheese tasted like. Thanks!
ReplyDeleteHow about you get your cat to lick it?!
ReplyDeleteEpic Fail.
ReplyDeletehahahah ewww man that's just nasty
ReplyDeleteThat's just NASTY!!
ReplyDeleteSo, remember how I said those previous pics made me thorw up a little? Those. Right. There. Definitely made me want to vommit.
ReplyDeleteI can always count on you for a good laugh! Pharmie certainly has her hands full.
ReplyDeleteI have learned my lesson - I waited until well after eating my lunch to read this post!!
ReplyDeleteI just threw up a little in my mouth, Steve.
ReplyDeleteyeah that's pretty rancid.
ReplyDeleteMaybe it was like antibiotics?
ReplyDeleteI made a post with some gore on my blog in your honor today. I know your in to that kind of thing
ReplyDeleteYUUCK! You know, you may not want to have admitted that you did it. Pharmie may never kiss you again
ReplyDeleteI never know what to expect when I click on your blog.
ReplyDeletewow.
Steve....YOU.ARE.THE.MAN!
ReplyDeleteI agree with madisonduo, you look WAY too into it.
LOL!!!
This blog is great... Ok you are on my Google Reader now.
ReplyDeleteCheers from Brasil
Pedro
Is that like picking the dead skin, or bits from between your toes and smelling it?? (A friend asked me... honest?)
ReplyDeleteDUUUUUUUUUUUDDDDEEEEEEE!! You are freak nasty! And I love it! HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAA
ReplyDeleteGross, but f-ing hilarious!
ReplyDeleteIt's been said. but gross. and funny. I can't choose...
ReplyDeleteAt least you don't have to lick your socks!
ReplyDeleteSo--just getting caught up after being off line for a few weeks--there's a Hoopty Ho Jo's in Las Vegas, too, but as bad as our's was, toe nails takes the cake...
:)
Hey that looks like bacteria or even fungus, Looks tasty to me.
ReplyDeleteFreakin' hilarious! Why am I not surprised . . . :-)
ReplyDeleteI was completely fine with it until I read nitmos' "sweat cheese" thing, then I actually got a shiver through my whole body.
ReplyDeleteEw. That's how I felt after I found a dead fly in the salad I had been eating last weekend...just not good!!
ReplyDeleteyou crack me up!
ReplyDeletetake care!
I'm speechless.
ReplyDeleteOkay, that's just disturbed. That unsettled my stomach even more after my ride. Thanks a bunch. :)
ReplyDeletewow...that's...well...what the word...just wow...you need a warning with that one. "Don't read while eating."
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