Eleven instructions to help you with a newborn:
Tuesday, June 10, 2008
11 Days Until Grandma's Marathon!
Eleven days is under 1,000,000 seconds. (Make sure to say “one million” like Dr. Evil, just for effect.) Crap. Getting closer.
Eleven instructions to help you with a newborn:
And yes, I’m going to do this every day counting down to Grandma’s. Some of them are going to be good, trust me. You might just want to stop back now-and-then to check out the countdown. (And to continually think good thoughts about my left achilles and knee!)
Eleven instructions to help you with a newborn:
Damn. I think things would've been a lot more easier with my first if I had followed those instructions.
ReplyDeleteThey should apply this warning label to every bassinet (sp?) that comes out of the hospital here. I swear these 'rents be crazy!
ReplyDeleteI just choked on my cereal. Thanks.
ReplyDeleteThat is hilarious.
I'm with you on all but the nose picking. What's wrong with that?
ReplyDeleteHilarious!!!
ReplyDeleteI got my under 1 year old to bench 135,,,5 times many years ago..LOL
ReplyDeletegreat stuff.... and yes, the final one. I was tempted many many times.....ha!!!
hey, just swig jack daniels on race day and the knee and achilles will feel fine
I was laughing so hard I snorted. That was hilarious
ReplyDeleteVery funny.
ReplyDeleteI hope your aches are getting less and less as the countdown continues.
Where did you get those? Or is that on a need to know basis only?
ReplyDeleteHILARIOUS!
awesome
ReplyDeleteJust so you know. I find your blog entertaining and have been keeping up with it for a few weeks now. You have a new fan.
ReplyDeleteFreaking awesome!
ReplyDeleteCan't wait until the next one.
Thinking good thoughts
Too good!
ReplyDeletehmmmm what will tomorrow bring?
10 lords a leaping?
I don't know why, but my favorite is the baby in the fish tank!! Maybe because most of the other stuff happened to me as a baby! So wrong...so wrong.
ReplyDeleteGood thoughts continue to roll your way.
Can't wait until you and Pharmie procreate. THAT will be blogworthy stuff.
ReplyDeleteHey, what is wrong with hosing your kid down??? I had to do that to get the poop off of him one time.
ReplyDeleteheal achilles heel, heal achilles heel, heal achilles heel...
Is that helping?
Where were you 11 years ago when I started this parenting gig? I could have used some of that advice!!
ReplyDeleteThat's hilarious! I'm looking forward to the last 10.
ReplyDeleteWow. Where do you find this stuff? Hilarious.
ReplyDeleteSending more good thoughts your way!
This is wrong on so many levels, but quite funny at the same time. It's important to point out what some of us instictively know as being wrong, but others may not grasp the concept in the same way. I wish I would have known it was a no no to spike baby bottles with alcohol in order to calm them down before I raised 4 children.
ReplyDeleteHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ReplyDeleteYou are the best Steve!
ha ha ha ha, your count down till the marathon is cracking me up... thanks for the humor!
ReplyDeleteU bust my chops! Where do u find these things, or are u an illustrator also?
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