I received my finishers video a few weeks ago. I was surprised how slow I was moving at the finish – I felt like I was sprinting down the chute. I’m the one in the white sleeveless top and the baggy grey shorts that everyone made fun of:
Accomplishment #2: 100% Completion of Grand Theft Auto: Liberty City Stories.
That’s my stress release once or twice a week. I plop in front of the boob tube for a half hour and play video games. I really haven’t played at all for a few weeks – I seemed to play more as a mental break after all that IM training. Recently, I completely passed GTA:LCS.
And I’m hairy as hell.
AND, I fluff the covers after I fart in bed.
THE.
COMPLETE.
PACKAGE.
Oh, while you’re lusting over me, don’t forget to vote for Steve In A Speedo as the “Best Endurance Sport Blog of 2007.” Click here to vote. You have about another week to make your vote count. Happy Winter!
Yeah that Pharmie's a lucky girl. There's nothing like a good dutch oven to round out the total package....
ReplyDeleteHmmm, perhaps getting two cars stolen was just karma for your apparently badass skills at stealing virtual cars :-)
ReplyDeleteawesome finishing video!
ReplyDeleteIf baggy grey shorts work then I am glad you wore them.
ReplyDeleteThat finishers chute looks like Black Friday at Walmart! You were totally held back!
ReplyDeleteWe gotta fluff after farting! What's the use of taking the time to provide a good fart if we can't share it with the one we love?
ReplyDeleteROFLMAO! Why yes, you definitely the complete package ;-)
ReplyDeleteHey!
ReplyDeleteYour finisher's video is cool!!! I want a finisher's medal with a cow on it!
You totally deserve to win, especially after the lovely photo gallery in the previous post!
ReplyDeleteNice video, I wish they would give us that 15 seconds of fame for free thou..
ReplyDeleteVideo games and farting, Ahh, the pleasures of being a man...
Nice finish video!
ReplyDeleteLove the video, carnage at the finish line.
ReplyDeletefirst snotrockets...now video games...... steve you are not getting my vote
ReplyDelete:)
Boiii... you got skilz!
ReplyDeleteStat tuned...
playing criminal games, farting in bed...glad to hear you are using your off-season time well.
ReplyDeleteYou should try World of Warcraft. It gives a whole new meaning to "get your geek on" :-)
ReplyDeleteIt was the fluffing the covers that got my vote. If only all politicians could be so candid
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