Friday, December 07, 2007

Two Accomplishments, Pretty Much On Par With One Another

Accomplishment #1: Ironman WI, 2007.

I received my finishers video a few weeks ago. I was surprised how slow I was moving at the finish – I felt like I was sprinting down the chute. I’m the one in the white sleeveless top and the baggy grey shorts that everyone made fun of:



Accomplishment #2: 100% Completion of Grand Theft Auto: Liberty City Stories.

That’s my stress release once or twice a week. I plop in front of the boob tube for a half hour and play video games. I really haven’t played at all for a few weeks – I seemed to play more as a mental break after all that IM training. Recently, I completely passed GTA:LCS.



That’s right ladies. Not only do I compete in triathlons, I also play video games.

And I’m hairy as hell.

AND, I fluff the covers after I fart in bed.

THE.
COMPLETE.
PACKAGE.

Oh, while you’re lusting over me, don’t forget to vote for Steve In A Speedo as the “Best Endurance Sport Blog of 2007.” Click here to vote. You have about another week to make your vote count. Happy Winter!

17 comments:

  1. Yeah that Pharmie's a lucky girl. There's nothing like a good dutch oven to round out the total package....

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  2. Hmmm, perhaps getting two cars stolen was just karma for your apparently badass skills at stealing virtual cars :-)

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  3. awesome finishing video!

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  4. If baggy grey shorts work then I am glad you wore them.

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  5. That finishers chute looks like Black Friday at Walmart! You were totally held back!

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  6. We gotta fluff after farting! What's the use of taking the time to provide a good fart if we can't share it with the one we love?

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  7. ROFLMAO! Why yes, you definitely the complete package ;-)

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  8. Hey!

    Your finisher's video is cool!!! I want a finisher's medal with a cow on it!

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  9. You totally deserve to win, especially after the lovely photo gallery in the previous post!

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  10. Nice video, I wish they would give us that 15 seconds of fame for free thou..

    Video games and farting, Ahh, the pleasures of being a man...

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  11. Love the video, carnage at the finish line.

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  12. first snotrockets...now video games...... steve you are not getting my vote
    :)

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  13. playing criminal games, farting in bed...glad to hear you are using your off-season time well.

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  14. You should try World of Warcraft. It gives a whole new meaning to "get your geek on" :-)

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  15. It was the fluffing the covers that got my vote. If only all politicians could be so candid

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