So I tried one of those fun/stupid blog/myspace things. This one gives you’re blog a rating similar to movie ratings. This is what mine said:
“WHAT?!?” I didn’t know why it was so harsh. It explained it below.
I can understand “ass” and “kill” and even “suck,” but “lesbian??” I mean,
LESBIAN?!? When did that become such a horrible word?!? This is 2007 for cryin’ out loud – not 1940 Nazi Germany! I do not approve!
So, I guess from now on, when I drop something on my foot, instead of swearing, I’ll say something like “AAWWWW LESBIAN!!!”
But unlike all the best swear words, "lesbian" is multi-syllabic and difficult to use as multiple parts of speech--i.e., noun, verb, adjective, adverb, gerund, etc.
ReplyDeletethey must think you have lesbian porn on here or something.
ReplyDeleteI am going to try that awwe lesbian one next time I fall on a run!
Ha! I'm rated R, too funny! Seriously for lesbian though... you should type "gay" and see if it comes up... then you can play the happy card and raise h-e-double hockey sticks.
ReplyDeleteOh great. I'm rated "G". I need to step it up some. Where's Yo Samity Sam when you need him. "Rizle, Fraken, Rista, Razle, great horny toads, thats smarts!"
ReplyDeleteWe will never understand how they can eat that but, it is a free country eh? Have a great weekend!!!
ReplyDeleteMine was only Rated R. Guess I need to step things up a bit. Seems my site is too "hetero" LOL!!!
ReplyDeleteNow what a minute...why would pain contribute to your NC-17 rating? So if I plaster my blog with "pain" maybe I can get an X?
ReplyDeleteI don't trust that rating thing - it gave me a G when even I admit my potty mouth should probably get an R.
ReplyDeleteMine was rated PG13..go figure..:-))
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