>> Wednesday, June 14, 2006
(Every Friday, I post a “Friday Funny” as a way to enter the weekend with a smile. Click here to be taken to ONLY those posts.)
Besides those, below are my funniest / craziest / most embarrassing posts, listed in reverse chronological order. (All links open in a new window.)
1/26/10: Taking video while running a half marathon.
10/19/09: 5 mile tempo run with glitter in my urethra.
10/5/09: Farm animals dancing in the street to cheer for the runners of the 2009 Twin Cities Marathon.
9/30/09: Pro Triathlete Chris McDonald sent me his goggles after placing 5th at IM WI 09.
8/17/09: 100+ ways to know if you’re a triathlete. I keep adding to this list...
6/28/09: Grilling food in nothing but some short yellow shorts. (Note: click here for more on that event, and click here for more photos.)
6/3/09: A bad case of runner’s trots. Graphic. Amazing.
5/12/09: A short story about running. Not really funny, but it should put a little smile on your face. Inspiring.
4/29/09: Photos from the wettest and coldest duathlon ever. (Here’s my official race report for that duathlon.)
4/18/09: My wife won the bet about my black toenails.
2/3/09: The second time I froze my penis.
1/26/09: Coldest and most epic race report with the best photos of frozen faces!!
1/12/09: Awkward photos of how I got into a life of running.
12/20/08: My wife told me to go tanning. It didn’t end well.
11/8/08: Running a 6K dressed as a giant tomato.
12/16/08: The night I popped a blister on my foot.
10/25/08: Running a 5K in a Grim Reaper outfit, and then cheering for a half marathon with horrible dance moves.
10/19/08: Why you should NOT fart in a wetsuit.
10/6/08: Cheering as farm animals at the 2008 TC Marathon.
10/2/08: Appearance in a local newspaper in my undies. (Note: here’s the race report that goes with the above photo, and it’s written in rhyme!)
9/7/08: Dancing in a Grim Reaper costume after finishing a Half Ironman. (Note: here’s part 1 of that race report, here’s part 2, and here are the official race photos.
8/25/08: How to get over the end of the 2008 Olympic Games.
8/14/08: The REAL Reason Ultra Runners Do It.
8/5/08: Cheering at Steelhead 70.3 in the strangest outfit you’ll ever see.
7/23/09: “Cross training” at the lake with a Razor Scooter.
7/15/08: Getting my chest waxed for the first and last time. (The audio was disable because I used part of the song “Crazy,” so I had to replace it with random, generic audio.)
4/20/08: Three signs of spring.
4/18/08: Nasty blood blister.
4/13/08: Doughnut Run race report (where you have to balance speed with Krispy Kreme doughnuts! Amazing.
3/3/08: Recipe for crotch rot. Yum.
2/7/08: After a little video editing, we’re left with the 22 dirtiest seconds of 8 minute abs.
1/20/08: Cold run with just a little bit of a frozen penis problem.
12/26/07: What my wife really wanted for Christmas.
12/12/07: The first time I froze my penis. (Here’s an update to that post.)
10/27/07: How to make your nipples bleed during a 5K.
10/8/07: TC Marathon cheering as huge farm animals.
9/21/07: The “first time” after my first Ironman.
8/15/07: The marks left after my cats lick all the sweat off of me.
8/1/07: Removing my chest hair for the first time.
6/22/07: Unjust blog rating.
5/2/07: “Skinny don’t put your heel to your butt...”
3/24/07: Wart chips.
2/15/07: Why bike shorts are black.
1/27/07: How to insult a triathlete.
1/12/07: Poem about swimming etiquette.
1/2/07: My new watch started talking to me.
12/27/06: Christmas card photo (in footie pajamas).
8/7/06: First 100 mile bike ride.
7/8/06: Poem about runners trots. Completely true.
6/21/06: A little about proper biking attire.