Friday Funny 870: Valentines Fails

>> Friday, February 13, 2015

Being Valentines Day is just around the corner (OH GOD I JUST REALIZED IT'S TOMORROW), I thought I'd share some horrible attempts at romance from HappyPlace:

1. This guy with hearts shaved into his body hair:




2. This chocolate penis cake that shoots money:




3. These bitter Valentine's cookies from a jilted baker:




4. These free flowers from a man who was stood up by his date:




5. This blunt message in rose petals on a hotel bed:




6. This poorly-worded spa ad:


No, Mom, I'm not going to explain this one to you.


7. This Valentine with a horrifying reference:




8. This getaway offer featuring discounted Carrot Top tickets:




9. This laziest Valentine imaginable:




10. This billboard featuring Georgia's best deal:




11. This barely legible proposal written on a pizza:




12. This candlelight dinner at McDonald's, with music by Ron:




13. This heart-shaped steak from Texas:




14. This travel agency that wants you to enjoy the delights of Europe:




Lots more funny stuff on steveinaspeedo.tumblr.com!

1 comments:

Visionbuilder 2:24 PM, February 14, 2015  

Did you notice on number 11 he misspelled you...you....

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