Friday Funny 636: Drink Responsibly!

>> Friday, December 13, 2013

When you're out having a good time this weekend, PleatedJeans would like to offer up these 20 reasons to drink responsibly:


#1. That pizza you ordered will get all cold and uneaten:



#2. You might accidentally hang yourself:



#3. Or destroy a store display:



#4. You could be ‘that girl’ at the wedding:



#5. Your logic skills will escape you:



#6. You’ll send drunk texts like this:



#7. Or this:



#8. You won’t be able to save the Mushroom Kingdom:



#9. You might embarrass yourself on Facebook:



#10. You’ll fall asleep in strange places:



#11. It could be hazardous to your health:



#12. It could also ‘kill’ you:



#13. You might sleep with someone you regret:



#14. You could eventually be confronted by a really shitty flash mob:



#15. Jon Arbuckle will kick you out:



#16. Or Miss Piggy could divorce you:



#17. You’ll make poor decisions:



#18. Parking becomes a difficult task:



#19. You might block up the bathroom line:



#20. You’ll be placed on the naughty list:



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