Friday Funny 555: A Dozen Things More Exciting Than the Royal Baby

>> Friday, July 26, 2013

Buzzfeed has my number on this one. They posted an article of "things way more exciting than the royal baby." Here are my favorite 12:

#1: Squirrels f*cking up cars.



#2: Debating whether or not Captain Crunch is a real captain.



#3: This family’s new fridge.



#4: The story of Stephen Giraldo.



#5: A flashlight in the middle of the road in Phoenix, Arizona.



#6: A man being hit in the head with a dildo.


I actually really want to know more about this.

#7: The debate over Miss Piggy’s weight.



#8: A man running naked into a cactus.



#9: A bear scratching its ass.



#10: The man who forgot his Cheez Whiz.


Thanks Obama.

#11: The “ball tapping” epidemic.



#12: And of course, the great Potato Chip Heist of 2011.



Now THAT'S all news I can get in to!

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2 comments:

Laura 4:22 PM, July 26, 2013  

More of the story from the NT here: http://blogs.crikey.com.au/thestump/2011/02/12/best-man-left-bleeding-after-being-hit-in-head-by-flying-dildo/

I used to live in Far North Queensland (FNQ) in Australia and our local paper, the Cairns Post, had notorious headlines like "Oh My Dog" over a picture of a guy holding up a python with a distinctly dog shaped bulge, inset of crying children. I miss it every single day.

Keith 4:27 PM, July 26, 2013  

Paint drying is more exciting than the royal baby. Immediate family excepted of course.

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