Friday Funny 530: The Beginning of Summer

>> Friday, May 31, 2013

BuzzFeed recently posted a very true list called 14 Things You Always Say You’ll Do At The Beginning Of Every Summer:


1. Explore and do everything!!!




Reality: Spend all day on the internet.




2. Have a summer fling.




Reality: Forever alone…and sweaty.




3. Be adventurous; explore the outdoors.




Reality: Remember that there are bugs and things waiting to devour your flesh.




4. Go to the beach more.




Reality: Remember you are lazy.




5. Get a nice sun kissed glow.




6. Reality: Come out of the sun looking like uncooked meat with a side of mayonaise.




7. Catch up on all those books everyone’s talking about.




Reality: Get a lot of books. Read one or two. Spend the rest of your money on drinks.




8. Go to a summer festival.




Reality: Spend hundreds of dollars to sweat in a giant ball of humans five million feet away from the band you actually came to see. With this guy.




9. Get away from work. Go on a real vacation.




Reality: “Let me just check my email....”




Also, if that “vacation” is with your family...




10. Go on a summer road trip.




Reality: Realize that all this summer fun requires some sort of planning. And money.




11. Complain about how long winter/spring-that-was-basically-winter lasted.




Reality: Find yourself fondly remembering the majestic beauty that is winter.




12. Scope out babes by the pool.




Reality: Realize you have the sex appeal and grace of a giant bear.




Also, FACT: If you try to look sexy by the beach, nature will troll you.




You’ve been warned.




13. Party all summer!




Reality: Too hot to leave the house. Too hot to move.




Too hot to breathe. Brb dying.




14. Convince yourself you’ll be fine with just the fans in your apartment.




Reality: Die.



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