Friday Funny 495: 16 Reasons to Like The Rock
>> Friday, March 29, 2013
I don't love or hate Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson. But after seeing some of the stuff he tweets, it's hard not to like him at least a little.
How can you NOT love that?
"He is really hard not to like... I tried and tried."
"He would probably split me in half, but I want to have sex with him."
"His legs are just INVENTING muscles."
"I don't understand how his age 15 picture looks older and manlier than I am at age 25..."
"He was in a spanish tv show. He danced hula. You could have planted rice in the female audience's panties. He's that hot."
"What's the female equivalent to a boner? A lady boner? If so, then yes. Yes, I think I do have a lady boner."
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3 comments:
For a bad moment there I thought you'd been infected by Screech and were rhapsodizing about Newfoundland. This is better. I will let my wife know about it, that will gain me many husbandly points, I'm sure.
OK, Now I like him too :)
awww I loved that!!!
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