Physical Therapy And Dream Analysis

I had another PT appointment this afternoon. Now we have a new theory. Our first theory was IT Band issues (tendonitis or what-not). Along with that theory was the idea that my knee wasn’t strong enough, and that’s why there was too much work being done by my IT Band to stabilize my knee. Then our theory was that my fibula was moving incorrectly over the top of my tibia. Our new theory is that my pelvis is a little crooked. I didn’t need my physical therapist to tell me that - I think I’ve heard that from an ex-girlfriend before...

So she grabbed a towel, tied it around my ankle, and tugged and tugged and tugged. Then she prodded around on either side of my pelvis and all around my ass. She asked if anything hurt, but I was just trying not to giggle. I’m ticklish.

She also gave me the OK to try running again. I can run through a little pain, but I’ll stop if it starts getting horribly worse. So tomorrow, I hope to try running 1.5 miles on a dreadmill. And she thinks that the indoor triathlon that I’m signed up for in 2 weeks is still plausible.


Oh, one last thing. I had a dream that I think predicts the future. Right before I woke up, I was dreaming that I was a vampire. “Vampire Steve” was masturbating on someone’s kitchen table. When I was done, I was compelled to clean up, otherwise the “residue” could turn someone else into in a vampire. True story. I can’t make this stuff up.

I think the fact that I’m a vampire means “September.” And masturbation means “finish.” And the table symbolizes “Ironman.” And finally, the idea that I was cleaning up after myself means “14 hours.”

So, if I’m interpreting this correctly, the dream I had last night signifies that I’ll be finishing Ironman in September in 14 hours. I don’t know much about dream analysis, but this just makes sense.

But maybe I’m wrong.

Theories anyone?